I have discovered over the past few weeks exactly how strange my brain is. Most people have learned how to connect their conscious and their subconscious. I have yet to do that. That and develop a social filter, but the filter seems to be going better than the other. This post is all about one thing: my brain is the weirdest thing ever. I don't know what is scarier. Being the person that hears all of the thoughts that travels through it every second or being my mom who gets to hear the stories of how it works. Trust me, it's bad. But don't just take my word for it. Here is a series of events that happen and my brain's reaction to it that have all happened since March of this year.
Examples of things I like fresh out of the dryer: Jeans, sweatshirts, sheets, and pears
Rain coming down hard on the roof of my car: "Oooo the woodland fairies are coming out to give me a little dance
My anatomy teacher expelling the difference between secretion and absorption. He explained that the open space within any part of an organ is called a lumen. In absorption nutrients go through the lumen wall into the blood vessels in the membrane: (to the tune of the song "Get Low" which I haven't heard since I last watched "The Proposal" three months previous) To the lumen, to the wall. Not down the organ wall but to the blood vessels crawl.
Getting up to my alarm clock with an adjustable snooze. I had a 7:30 class and had to leave at 6:45 to get there on time. The plan was to get up at 5:30 to get ready and make food for the day. The alarm goes off: I hope you don't mind, I took a moment of indulgence (the clock said 6:30 and I don't even recall it ever going off beforehand).
Thunder rolling during the night: oh wait, that one was my tummy
Graduating high school: Tah-Done
Heart shaped strawberry: Ah, I love you too strawberry
Watching the movie "Prince and Me": I should play a game where I make up Facebook statuses for random parts of a movie
Not finishing an episode of a crime show: dream about my being the detective
At the end of a bad day: If today had a Facebook fan page, I would not like it
Driving to school only using my thumbs: Thumb drive!
The top break light in my station wagon fell out making it just glow in my trunk space when I put my foot on the brakes: It's the ghost light!
Headlights on cars: see the faces in them
Have three weeks worth of assignments due Sunday for one online class and responses to discussion posts in my other online class due today: get on my long lost blog.
Yup, my brain is really weird. Most of these I did without any thought at all.....actually all of them without any concentration. They all happened in an instant. And speaking of the last one I have classes to go take care of. Thanks for reading, I hope you got as much entertainment out of it as I did thinking of it.
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