Dare I say it......Lalaloopsy dolls

Okay it's been a while since I've posted. You know how it goes....super busy life, especially as a student. But hopefully this one makes up for it by bringing a smile to your face. 

So story time:

The week after Christmas, some members of my family and I went to visit my Grandma. My aunt lives nearby, and so brought her kids over. And as many of you know how it is, little kids have to bring their new toys everywhere. Well her 10 year old brought along her new doll.....her new Lalaloopsy doll. The world's most disturbing new doll brand. I say new because it only adds to the collection of disturbing dolls in my family, as I learned later that day, but that is a different story. Anyways, I am pretty sure these dolls were made by men who grew up ripping the heads off of their sister's Barbie dolls. Seriously, these dolls have taken the head off of Lilo's (from Lilo and Stitch) doll and put it on the body of a Barbie doll. Straight out of Sid from Toy Story's bedroom! What possess little girls to want these dolls...well it must be the dolls themselves. Pure evil!

So I put that doll in the disturbing images trash bin in my brain and forgot about it. Until I was later watching my Nickelodeon teenage soap opera/comedies about a month later and on came a commercial....the Lalaloopsy sisters! My immediate reaction: "They're everywhere!" in a scared whisper half thinking that they would come out of the TV if I were to give away my position. That is how disturbing these dolls are. So I then, in typical teenage manner, posted that exact statement on my Facebook page. And guess who responds, my aunt, the mother of this fear bringing child. She said that said child used her birthday money to buy yet a third doll! This is the aunt who didn't allow her oldest child to even watch Lilo and Stitch. And here she has allowed her daughter to become possessed by the head of Lilo's doll. Later that night she posts a picture of her daughter with the dolls, in my honor of course. Like I need to be reminded of these devil's faces. So I thanked her for my nightmares. She said how they were perfectly fine during family prayer. Well yeah! Even the devil has to succumb to the power of prayer (sorry, I am not trying to assert my religious beliefs onto anyone, this is just part of the story and my perfectly rational fear). Later, I was in the laundry room, with a bottle of hydrogen peroxide cleaning out my ears (maybe strange, but hey it works). We have this nifty new dryer that kicks on every 5 minutes post cycle the keep your clothes from being wrinkled. Well in my feared state, and forgetting that this happens, when the dryer kicked on, I about spilled the entire bottle everywhere. So I told my aunt so, do you know what her response was? "How about coming to visit? We haven't had a night out in a while." My response: I am not going to be alone with your kids and those dolls. Her kids are very good at torture devices by themselves, they do not need the help of possessed dolls. (That part was omitted of course, but I was thinking it!) 

Valentine's Day comes and she gave me a wonderful gift. A picture of her daughter with Lalaloopsy pencils! Their heads are the erasers!!!!! Does anyone else think this is wrong? Witchcraft I swear! I was so worried about nightmares when I went to bed that night. Thankfully I dreamed about the Apocalypse instead......wait, is there something wrong with that statement? Anyway, this is my rant: LALAOOPSY DOLLS ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!! And if you don't believe me, here is a picture of said dolls to help you see it my way

Be afraid! Be very afraid! There was another picture with a headless.....something, but it was too disturbing for some audiences.